the world may never know

AHA! I WIN!!!! but the caps and the exclamation marks are deceiving, im am by far to tired to shout at the moment.... its 325 five in the morning, and i have to be up by 500 and i still have more to do and wont be getting to sleep till at least 400, meaning i will get one hour of sleep tonite... i'll repeat that- i will get one hour of sleep tonite... the horror, the horror. and i just want the record to show that which ever evil man invented five oclock in the morning deserves to be taken to the nearest canal and head shot because it is a very unholy hour and no man nor woman should be made to be up early enough to witness it. moseying back to topic, i win because i am on the verge of finishing Nora's birthday present, which reminds me... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, nora doesnt read my blog, but ppl who know nora do, so the purpose it still served. i made her a box! And it my friends, is a mad, mad good box. (and i use the term "mad" lightly) its probably the best arts and crafts project ive ever done.... (that is not to say anythign against my arts and crafts projects, only that this one is super good) and im gonna put a funny pic of us in it, and candy, and gum, a gift certificate to starbucks, and a tshirt (which i also made, not quite as good as the box, but the best i can do at 330 in the morning with limited resources) that says "kiss me im 18"... okay so its terribly unoriginal and all cliched but i am really too tired to care so it stays. right now my cousin is trying to convince me it would be funny to attatch little jingle bells to the shirt so that it rings every time she moves... and i hate to admit, it does sound mildly amusing so im gonna let her put them on, and then prolly regret it in the morning... that always happens to me, in a sleep deprived state at some ungodly hour in the morning i find something incredibly amusing and then in the morning when im my more or less reasonable state of mind i ask myself "what the hell was i thinking?" and try to undo the damage created from the night before. ooh, before i sign off to help with the future-regretal-attatching-of-the-jingle-balls-funfest i feel the need to let anyone who reads my blog (which is really no one, but whatever) that i stabbed my self with a saftey pin trying to open a glue bottle today, and now my thumb hurts... stupid saftey pin... why is it that if it is oh so safe that i constantly injure myself with them? hmm? the world may never know.... quoteoftheday~ "The time has come the walrus said, to speak of other things, of ships, and socks, and ceilign wax, of cabages and kings. to why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings