titles, the overrated, yet included part of the post
so um more or less, i give up.
it isnt a feeling as though ive gotten something off my chest
or a depressing feeling
its just like, well, i guess unclenching your hand after youve been balling it a fist for a long,long time.
whats fun is fun, but whats done it done
whenever you tell me aynthign, i shall always inwardly think wtih my qotd~"LIBU"
good day all
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past my redundant ((and repetavtive mind you)) rants
so it hasnt rained in forever and a half. you think im lying. im not. seriously, too long, too damn long since its rained. what is it now 130 days? 131? i cant keep track anymore. but its the longest time in arizonas hirstory without rain. anyone know that one comedian? coby you might. i dunno his name. but he was popular in the 80s i think. anyways, he did this skit. and it was great b/c he started serious, which never happens with this guy. well hes addressing the issue of starving people in africa ((yeah im going to hell for finding this amusing)) well he serious and hes telling the audience that somethign has to be done.
nameless comedian~ [blah blah, help other people blah blah less fortunate blah blah]"but you know what...
YOU LIVE IN THE F-U-C-K-I-N-G DESERT! SEE THIS? THIS IS S-A-N-D! YOU CANT GROW FOOOOOOOD IN THE FUCKING DESERT! WE HAVE DESERTS TOO... WE DONT LIVE IN THEM!"
well unfortunately my family is dumb enough to live in the desert. and while somehow we manage to not starve to death, we dont get any rain either
those loser ppl, go under those freaking UV lamps to get happy. well there is nothing you can do if you miss rain.
however, being the genius that i am, i did find something that almost reminds of of rain.
okay, heres whatcha do. you gotta go in the shower, turn on the water. then lie down, with the shower going, & let a tiny layer of water swish around on the bottom of the tub. lay your head down on the bottom of tub. then, you it will kinda, sorta sound like rain on a tin roof.
funnnnn, huh?
anyways, drying up in teh sun...
shlee
posted by amrober6 @ 1:01 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAH! i have retunred. but this time with answers. the comedian is Sam Kinison and the skit goes as follows:
"Imagining himself, improbably, as a frustrated aid worker, Sam rants, “It occurs to us there wouldn’t BE world hunger if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS AT! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! YOU SEE THIS, HUH? THIS IS SAND! KNOW WHAT IT’S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? SAND! GET YOUR SHIT, WE’LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE’LL TAKE YOU WHERE THE FUCKING FOOD IS AT! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA, WE JUST DON’T LIVE IN THEM, ASSHOLE!”
Dude! That ^ Was TNT
HAIL SATAN! etc and especially hail Stephen King
btw i have real name - Jack it be
jacko172@hotmail.com if ur really that interested
Hey there. I noticed you live in Anthem, and yeah. I'm new here. Blogspot, not Anthem :P.
So yeah :). Hello, there.
Rain would be very nice.
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