this post is a waste of blog space and i have to pee so i dont have time to think up a decent title. (too much info?)

hmmm its been a little too long since i shared my slighty out there opinions with others... but alas i wont be boring anyone with my thoughts on society or with my poignant observations today. but i do predict i will soon explode forth in a fountain of opinionated junk, consider yourself forwarned. i think its gonna be on myspace or maybe my thoughts on america, or maybe both, either way im not gonna do it today because i simply lack the motivation. new topic...

im listening to this song by disturbed and i had no idea they sung it.... i dunno the name because it only shows up as track 7 on itunes, and while i suppose you could name a song "tack 7" that seems like an incredibly stupid idea.

estoy aburrida ahora. id like to report on something so i dont feel like this is a complete waste of blog space...

oh about that test in math, if he graded it now id completely fail. and this is all very depressing cuz i studied like mad until i COMPLETELY understood everyhting... then i took the test and couldnt remember a damned thing. but it was a long test so hes giving us 15 minutes on monday to finish it up, so i plan to study the material COMPLETELY agian and hope that this time the information wont alude me when i need it.

geh, thats it for the day. is anyone else worried that i might be living a mundane life? scares me slightly, but whatcha gonna do about it?

quoteoftheday~ "w()()t!"

damn math and its insistence on being a four year subject

geh, math homework. and theres a test tomorrow. see i have this great strategy where i dont really pay all that close attention in class until like two days before the test, bright eh? yes well anways now im like wtf are we learning? and dont really have a clue about anything, so i get to go figure it out now. adios todos.

quoteoftheday~ "math is the devil reincarnated and we should crucify that devil, reverse jesus style."

oranges and nannies

alrighty today nothing important happened, but thats all right, i plan to post anyways. so i had the song "bent" by matchbox 20 stuck in my head all day, which got annoying after a while. i dunno how it is for anyone else but if i have a song stuck in my head the only way for me to stop singing it (mentally that is) is to play it really loud a couple of times and then i can go about my day. so yes, incidently i just came back after listening to the song twice superly loud b/c no one was in my house, thus no one to whine about the volume. now im listening to bill cosby skits cuz i think he's incredibly funny.

complete topic switch- i heard the weirdest song yesterday. it was awesome, probably made a good while back. i dunno how it all goes but the main theme of the song is about this guy baking a cake, and someone leaving that cake out in the rain, and how it took this guy so long to bake it, and that he'll never have that recipe again! whats great is that he sings it like it were a love song, kinda sounded like frank sinatura. but yeah, the only other place ive ever heard this song was while watching verticle limit (in the beginning, right before the dad dies, he's singing this song and his daughter is telling him that there was no way that, that song was an actaul song). but yeah, i need to remember waht its called and who sings it because i really wanna hear it, but there's no way im gonna search through out my entire library.

in reference to yesterday, i did buy the dance of the sugar plum fairies, and i was happy to find that there was no singing barbie in it, and am quite satisified.

im also happy because i havent read a good book for a long while. see my online activities combined with my school work and my inate sense of laziness was keeping me from reading. it was really quite sad for a complete bookworm to go so long without reading a good book. but now i have more time, thus am back to my old ways. though, i know that tiff and all them are going to get annoyed with me soon because im starting to read in my classes again instead of talking to them...

thats all i got to say.

quoteoftheday~ "that liar! It just doesnt work... you cant have oranges and nannies!"



ooooh, im editing my post because i just found the lyrics to that cake song. its called "Mac Arthur Park" by Andy Williams.

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one.

I will take my life into my hands
And I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes
And I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passions flow like rivers through the sky.
But after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wonderin’ why.

Macarthur park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
And I don’t think that I can take it
’cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no-o-o







last time im editing this post.
my LITTLE brother just got a ipod nano! this pisses me off to the umpteenth degree. he claims he bought it, but really my parents did. its so bloody unfair, i work ten times as hard as he does and have been asking for one longer, AND music really isnt even his thing. *(*#()$+ (*I^*&#% &@%!@($!!!!!!!!!!

woot, woot indeed

hmmm, im having dificulty, see i wanna buy "dance of the sugar plum fairies" off itunes (one might ask why. and i would probably just stare blankly because that would be a dumb ass question) there are two forms that i found i really like. only problem is itunes only lets your hear the first thrity seconds of the song and both these versions have titles that make me uncertain as to whether i should buy the song. one is off, "barbie sings!" and the other has "(ren and stimpy)" in the title. what if i buy my dance of the sugar plum fairies and half way through i hear barbie/ren and stimpy? that would make me incredibly angry and unhappy. so i am at a loss as whether i should gamble the dollar and buy it. i think i like the barbie one best, but i'll wait till my mom gets home and ask her what she thinks, shes smart about these kinda things.

for the remainder of this post i will give you an insight to our (and by our i mean, mine, tiff's, annies, noras, brie's, and emily's life)i warn you, it may bring your opinions of all of us down incredibly... and you will probably feel as though your iq has been lowered by reading it. if there is one thing in my defense, i only par took in the conversation three times.

-norny,
te amo!

-horny,
silencio! te llamo amigo ablamos chicadora!

-norny
yah, me too

-stupido!

-no me gusta cuuando tu hablas [entre] tu

-no comprende

-callate

-no hablo espanol.

-Stop Freaken Writing to me. Freaken A. There's a little porno for you to look at to keep you busy! (small pornographic sketch)

-BOOBIE (note that two dots have been added to the center of the "OO"s to give them the appearance of breasts... )

-well here you go (another small pornographic sketch)

-My eyes! OW!

-lol

-you started it

(later a head will be added to the pornographic sketch and labeled, "brie", i admit to having done this)

-Im too innocent to find out these thing Brie! Gosh!

-You are a cunning linguist Nora?
Ur a master debator?

-I'm not at all good at it, actaully. I just started it, but it's fun sometimes.

-Do you and ashley get together and do it.... or just by yourself?

(note the comment below is where i enter this fun converstation, for the first time)

-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *claps like emily*

-You're all SpEDS! (including you brie!) *claps like emily)
LOL

-what is a SPED?
who is that (arrow drawn to my comment, " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *claps like emily*")

-LMAO It's a special ed kid... - emily

-WHO IS THAT? (draws another arrow to my first comment)

-SHLEEBOOB

-LOL

-she told me she loves to master debate, that was tiffany who said that.

-I meant debate too, and YOU know it! BLAH

-Guys, serious question.... WTF is that, who drew it, and in sweet jesus' name WHY? -shlee (arrow drawn to the first pornographic sketch, this is my second addition to the conversation by the way.)

-it was a butt because Nora drew boobs
then tiff added nipples

-I'm lost... what nipple? where? i didnt draw anything!

-POUB! (my last addition to the conversation)



and there you have it my friends, how us non-super smart IB students spend (waste away?) an hour of biology...

quotesoftheday~ "I've had the "f" word in my head a lot today"-nora
"how can you have "the 'f' word" in your head? i just keep getting this image of you with one of those little cloud bubbles above your head with "FCUK" in it..."-me
/nora falls off chair laughing.

carful of tears

hmmm, i dont know who i write these blog enteries for. if they were solely for my own benefit i would just keep a diary, right? it makes me curious, in july i didnt even know what a blog was, now id feel weird not posting about any idea that popped into my head. but i dont want to evaluate my motives behind a blog, because it will just take to much time.

today was nice. i woke up and was still extremely tired. there was nothing great about the morning except that it was cold when i woke up. outside it was only cool, but inside my house someone must have turned the air way down because i woke up very cold. and even when i was in the shower i was cold, despite the steaming hot water. because octobers almost here and becasue i woke up cold im beginning to anticipate fall, which is coming as a great releif.

autumn is my favorite time of year. it really doesnt make much sense why i should look forward to it so. the things that everyone equates with fall, beautifully colored leaves and harvest time and waht not, i have never witnessed. its actaully sad, i have never seen leaves that were any color except green (or the ugly yellow which means theyre dying). never even once, but every year i look forward to fall almost as if this time it will be different... but here in good ole anthem/phoenix the leaves are tiny and never quite manage to change to red or orange. and it has been my long since belief that they only become so hot and tired that they just fall off the trees in utter exauhsten.

anyways, if you havent noticed i plan to talk about nothing except fall throughout this post, so if this is boring you, i dont suggest you read on further. back to autumn though. i noticed today that its getting closer. the grass is starting to turn yellow and die and even though they werent leaves, i kept seeing a bunch of orange lantana whose color reminded me of the whole fall season. and everyhwere in stores they're selling halloween masks and waht not. so yes long story short falls coming and it couldnt be coming at a more perfect time.

i realized that fall makes me muy tranqila. perfectly content even if i would normally be unhappy. and frankly, that seems to be the exact thing i need. some tranquility. fall isnt quite here yet, but im looking forward to it, and when it comes i'll put on duncan sheik and listen to "wonder" at like 4 oclock in the morning outside and be freezing cold, because... just because.

quoteoftheday~"Even my wonder, even my fear, only amount to a couple (carful?) of tears"

gopoubyourself (the title is completely irrelevant to the post)

dammit! i just made this freaking long post about a lot of junk and now its gone... fine, i'll take the not so subtle hint and not discuss things that actaully matter to me, but instead go off on a completely random tangent... today i knew something about computers that a computer nerd new not of. paul was in aww of my very new globe icon, but he didnt realize waht it meant. and im 90% sure i know why it suddenly appeared. i didnt create it, it was just a byproduct of something else. anyways out of my whole long post, this is all that i feel the need to retype, como triste.

quoteoftheday~"GO FUCK YOURSELF" (couldnt remember word for word what the rest was, so i just put the part that stands in my mind clearest)

Tengo sueño (happy my fault-finding friend?)

okay i posted like two minutes ago, but then i read monicas blog and wanted to do that one thing b/c im bored.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Strong mentality. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Moving Motivates oneself and others.

(i dunno how to cross out, but if i did, this is the stuff that i would have crossed out)

attractive and affectionate to oneself (how are you affectionate to yourself?)
loves attention
suave and generous
good memory
sickness usually of the head or chest

(i dunno if i can cross this out, but im kinda hoping it's not right.)

Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. (< i can not think of a more euphemistic way that someone could say the words "ugly to everyone with the exception of those who are crazy enough to be with them")


and lastly, i couldnt find any of the qualities more intune to my character than the rest. they all about apply equally. thus, none are bolded or italicized. so yeah, this was a complete waste of five minutes.

secondquoteoftheday~ "HEY! THAT WAS MY MEATBALL!"

tengo suena, estoy cansada

this may have been the most unproductive day of my life, which is a saying a lot. after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, i watched an hour of the simpsons off of tivo. then had kfc for lunch. then i went up stairs and checked some blogs, apparently coby's not happy with me, and im not exactly sure why... then i watched who framed roger rabit and picked up on many sexual inuendos that escaped me as a child (if you havent seen that movie since you were like 8, go watch it and you'll get what i mean). then i fell asleep until about 7. had a quizno sub for dinner, got pissed off b/c the loser quizno ppl screwed up my order. then watched fargo until just now. that movies interesting, and thats really the only way i can describe it. anyways thats just about it for the day. i cant believe i watched so much tv today, that never happens. anyways in an odd twist after like a million hours of sleep im still kinda tired and think i might be heading to bed. oh yeah, yesterday i got a new matress so hopefully i wont be in near cripling pain evrytime i sit, lie down, or bend over.

quoteoftheday~ "call the doctor, call the nurse, bobbie's ill and getting worse"

hasta

alright, i kinda feel like complaining today, but not much cuz i need to do homework. moving right along, i hate wehn ppl say i told you so. it drives me crazy because its very juvenile, and half the time the person never did actaully tell you so but feels the need to just rub it in that you were wrong about something (no one actaully said, "told you so," today, its just struck me as annoying for no apparent reason.) and i have decided that its completely unfair that ugly ppl get treated less nicely, or down right meanly. and whats worse is that everybody does it, and dont try to deny it. your gonna wanna be like, "oh i dont do that" but then youre stupid, b/c i gaurantee you do, do it. maybe not as often as some, but still more than anyone should. it makes me a hipocrit that i complain about it yet i still do it, but at least i can admit that im a hipocrit, and work to fix this prejudice. yeah anywas though, teh only thing worth mentioning today is a demonsration of just how much spare time i have in history, and how bored i get...

yeah, so we were taking notes, but b/c its the easiest freaking class ever invented she types out an entire outline then has us fill in random blank spaces as she reads the completed outline infront of the class. so yeah, i decided to start writing my letters the wrong way. see, most everyone writes letters going up to down and left to right, (just like we write). so for fun i stated writing down to up and right to left. it was weird, and oddly challenging because i kept wanting to do it the right way.

okay, latest random song that is stuck in my head (i had the godzilla song stuck in my head until just now) America's "Horse with no name"

"On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ... "

quoteoftheday~ "w00t, w00t, for God!!!"

i dont really feel the need to write a relevant title....

hmmm i slept a lot today. this is a pretty easy week for me and i should really have taken this oppertunity to get extra work done, but i just simply lack motivation. its like i have senioritis, but im a junior... actauly, screw that idea. ive had senioritis since freshman year, its just more pronounced now. maybe i shouldnt post lest i have something interesting to say, but im really bored. i could do my math homework, which is what i promised myself i would do today, but i fell asleep and now at quarter (< i frist attempted to spell "quarter" in spanish, then was like...wait...) till nine there is no way im gonna start. but i know i should, but there wont be a test this week, so maybe, just maybe i'll keep a date with my subconscious and catch up on math this weekend. seems like a good plan anyways.

okay, today i did do soemthing crazy, i went to the young democrats meeting. for anyone wondering, i am not liberal, though im not really conservative either. i am moderate, though i do lean to the conservative side more often than liberal. i joined to gain perspective, and i plan to join the young republican's club too for the same reason. it was interesting, each side thinks they are so original, so undeniably right. it makes me laugh because they sound exactly the same when they talk about each other. I havent been to a meeting of the young republicans (the first meeting is friday) but my immediate family is conservative, and most of my close friends are, so i know how both sides talk. but yeah, there are several problems i see with my being a member of both; firstly, i predict each club alienating me slightly, maybe even of accusing me of espionage should the two clubs ever rival (which seems like the general desire of both), they often like to protest/support certian issues publically, and there are many for both clubs that i wont agree with and will have to be like "you guys have fun with that... im just gonna go over there" *walks across room*. but yeah even if it will be akward i like the idea of getting perspective, it'll be nice. personally i think everyone should do it, america breeds ignorance with its insistance that we all label ourselves, democrats or republicans (or the few independents, who in this case dont count) doesnt it only make more sense to believe that its not just one way of thinking that is best, but many? wouldnt it be wiser to be able to pick and chose between the two for differnt issues? its so arrogant to think that only way of thinking is right. arent two heads suppose to be better than one? wouldnt we be happier if we could chose a happy medium as a country and not be so completely devided? i dunno, im done with my rant and multiple rhetorical quesitons concerning politics, it's usually not my favoirte subject.

i tired to make a chat box today, i dunno if it worked, if its not here by tomorrow im gonna assume that i failed miserably in my attempts.

annie, nora, jen and tiffany tried to convince me to get them into the goldwater homecoming (why did i get designated this task?) i dont really wanna go, cuz i would only know a select few goldwater ppl, and would be like "er...hi..." it all sounds dumb to me, but they hate our school more than most and are not going to our own (if they can withstand emily's death threats.) and monica's getting nora in, so now they want to all go. so i am suppose to be askign all goldwater ppl i know if they would fill out those little form things that says your bringing someone in from a different school, even thoguh i dont wanna go, and probably wont be unless i succumb to their wills. so there, ive fullfilled my duty i and have asked. woot

something more must have happened cuz i dont want to be all that i did today, it seems like such a wasted day. grrr *racks mind*

ooooh like an hour ago i was playing with my brothers zippo lighter, cuz i was just that bored ppl. and yeah, i swear im not a pyro, but i was having a lot of fun. then i decided that if i ever had to get stranded on a desert island and could only bring on inanimate to keep me company (like wilson in that movie one movie {cast away?}) and yeah, i would totally bring the lighter and then name it zipper, but call it zippy and zippo when im mad at it... dear god in heaven i have to much time on my hands.

okay last thing im gonna say i swear. i just dont know hwat my problem is this year. i have always been a bit of a slacker but this year my slackingness is exceeding that of all other years, combined. and whats worse is i dotn care. though i am sure that i should care. im gonna end up failing everything this year, but hell if im gonna fail, might as well have fun doing it.

lied, more happened today, i walked into a cactus bush thing, bright right? and now my legs are all scratched up. and they already were scratched up cuz of my stupid cat. and i have two bruises, which is weird cuz i dont bruise easily, but yeah tiff says it looks like im a cutter cuz of all the scratches, so unw00t for that.

geh, i should go now and do soemthing, anythign productive... damn me and my insistnace on writing...

hehe.. lyrics to dont fear the reaper's "godzilla"... just for the shiny happy peoples friendly republic of china...

"With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men"

this is like the never ending post... which reminds me of the never ending story, which makes me cringe... i hate that movie, freaky as hell, im completely serious. what kind of crazy ass story doesnt end? and why does that rock sneeze? dont they know that rocks arent suppose to sneeze? and waht about that flying dog thing huh? what the hell was up with that?!? i have the same problem with the movies, the labrnyth and alice in wonder land. there completely nonsense stories, taht really just arent cool....

i wonder if this is my longest post... it seems uber long but i cant remember how long some of my other posts were... i use the "..." too much when i write. but i suppose thats becasue of how i talk. whenever im talking i randomly switch topics therefore leaving many unfinished and in need of "..." instead of a period. blah now i have to go, becasue my brother is a loser and through a hissy fit about getttnig this damn computer in his room but hates when ppl are on it.

quoteoftheday~"take notice, take interest, take me with you"

ps
on second thought this doesnt seem all that long... it just seemed that way cuz i wrote it over like the course of 2 1/2 hours.

watching the puddles gather rain

All I can say

Is that my life is pretty plain

I like watching the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

And speak my point of view but it’s not sane

It’s not sane



I just want someone to say to me o-o-o-o

I’ll always be there when you wake

You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I’ll have it made



And I don’t understand why I sleep all day

And I start to complain there’s no rain

And all I can do is read a book to stay awake

And it rips my life away but it’s a great escape

Escape, escape, escaaape



All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

You don’t like my point of view and I’m insane

It’s not sane, it’s not saaane



I just want someone to say to me o-o-o-o

I’ll always be there when you wake

You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I’ll have it made

I’ll have it made, I’ll have it made

I’ll have it made, I’ll have it made

You know I’m really gonna have it made

Okay so this is basically the best song ever written. (and when i say the best i actaully mean that it is tied for best between several others, but becuase it was rainging and because i heard it for the first time in years cuz i bought it off itunes it gets to be the best.) if you dont agree with me thats just peachy, but i think you're worng... DeAD wrong! and i will probably never cherish your opinion again....

okay so today wasnt bad at all. i was gambling with my grades by not doing homework last night, but it worked out incredibly nicely. and i got an 86 on my math test, but if he grades off a curve (which he might) i'll have gotten a 94!! this week is shaping out to be very convienent so thats good news. my teacher pushed back our crucible test, so now i can actaully read the story. and everyone in my bio class decided not to do our outlines so if she tries to collect them we'll just say that she never assigned them. lets see, today was really cool becasue chris came over to my house (which was a first) and he stayed for like four hours. i swear, ive known this kid since 6th grade and ive never talked to him more than i did today. it was really cool he told us about vietnam and moving here, and now i really, really wanna adopt when i grow up. anyways, im just feeling uber happy at the moment and i have no reason to be, but yeah, it makes me want to keep writing, but alas! ive got nothing else of importance to say. oooh, but i do have some good quotes...

"When i grow up, i wanna be a MILF"-shaina

"shaina, you just made a sex face..."- annie (openly stared at shaina for 30 seconds or more)

"so yeah, we think that, like, you cant fight with people, unless, like, you're really mad at them. Then, everybody has the right to like, bust off the other guy's left knee cap."-stupid ppl in my history class

"wait... who's left, yours of theirs?"-even stupider ppl in my history class

"Gogurt is lame"-jen (split second later) "YOU'RE LAME!!!"-nora

damn my back and its insistence on hurting....

okay this back thing is getting rediculous... and right now im sure everyone is like, what back thing? so let me explain. It used to be that whenever i had a really long day i would lie down in bed and my lower back would hurt, but it was never really a big deal, happens to most everyone infact. well, in recent weeks its been happening every night, but worse. And if your still lost on this whole pain in back feeling, i cant really explain it. only that you feel the need to hold in your breath and kind slowly untense your muscles, because teh faster you exhale and relax your muscles the deeper and more spread out the pain goes. Now i could take it if it was just a nightly thing... but no no no, now its even when i sit down. For example after standing for a few hours saturday morning i sat on my couch and then had to arch my back and count to twenty before i could sit normally. See, even this i can take to a certain degree, eventually it would wear me down, but i wouldnt put up to much of a complaint at least for a while. But now my firends im reaching my limit, my back hurts everytime i bloody bend over. it rediculous, if i go to pull something outta the oven then move to stand up right again, im holding my breath and keeping all my back muscles tense for like a minute until it goes away! oooh i totally get some n00b points taken away because yesterday i went to extreme wihtout being accompanied by any computer nerds! jen em and tiff were over at like 10 and they said they wanted something to keep them up, so i was like, "ooooh, lets get some bawls" so down to extreme we headed and got two bawls. anyways thats all i feel like typing. congrads to camoern on his new color for his blog.

quoteoftheday~
"Are you staring at my batteries?".... "well, they are fully charged...."

stuff happened today... im to tired to write about it, and ive got to clean my kitchen before my dad wakes up in half an hour. so yeah, ill post tomorrow, thanks for all who left me comments! i'll get back to you.
lots of love
shleebobs

OMGoodness!!! my blog has healed itself!!!!! for like three weeks now the text was always appearig half way down the page... but because my blog has evolved into a super blog and it now has super human (blog?) strength and has healed! mwahahahah, but this is only phase one my firends. oh yes, next my blog will be able to take over other blogs! and then my blog will rule the world!!

"i'm tired of everyone talkign like i was a damn pizza"

oreos, structure, math

alrighty, short post cuz im uber tired. firstly my new background. i know some of you are gonna think its dumb, but whatever, i like it and honestly thats what really counts. secodnly, i promised to tell you why tiffany is the smartest person ever invented. see the other day we were eating oreos at jen's and tiffany pulls out a fork and stabs her oreo... but then she dunked it in teh milk and was therefore able to get her oreo completely submerged yet keep her hands dry! alright, im sure everyone reading descovered this at like age five, but i havent and therefore it amazes me. moving on again though, i decided today that my life has no structure. Thus, i think im gonna start working harder. i plan to get a job, and do tons of community service hours, and...dun dun dun... even focus a bit more on school (like doing assignments before they're due and even studying). This will mean however, a decrease of my online attendence, so sadly those of you with whom i see almost soley online will be talking to me less. i know its harsh, but i need structure, i cant be a bum much longer. alrighty, thats all i have to say. (special thanks to anyone who contributed to making my blog super cool)
quotesoftheday~
Tyler- "It's fickin' wrong!"
miller- "It's frickin right..."

nora-"I like your language"
miller- "you like my...language?" *clicks pen and openly stares in question*

me-"eeeeeeew... whats wrong with your problem?"

p.s.
ive got to remember to ask that german foreign exchange student if they say uber all the time in germany....

wait, i dont get it... thats it, thats my entire post for the day becasue it completely sums up my state of being at the moment. only two people will get this post but whatever, its my blog so it gets posted.

quoteoftheday~"No one would ever wanna get laid by you, ashley" (dont freak out, it was a joke... at least i think)

p.s.
is this background better? i cant decide, i liked this other one i found today a lot better, but i need to be able to change the color of my font to make it work and i dont knwo how yet. (yet being the key word, since the ablilty to make my blog a superblog i am very empowered in my computer skills, or lack there of :P )

alrighty, i changed my blog all up... not exactly sure why but i did, and i'll prolly change it up again soon because im not really happy with it yet.

(later the next day)

Okay my blog has officially evolved into a super blog!!! i am mad impressed with my skills. it is literally shocking me that i was able to do this... now granted... i did need help on the more technical stuff like gettting my text to scroll. I have cameorn to thank for that (by the way, your the smartest person ever invented cameron, along with tiffany, becasue she did something really cool with oreos today, more on that later.) but yes, i went into change settings and i actaully found a background off yahoo images and made it my background! i didnt need any help or anything! i wanna keep playing with it and make it even better. but alas i screwed around all day and didnt do the homework that i should have and now i have to do it... /sigh. when will i ever stop procrastinating?

qouteoftheday~ "I rock my very own socks!"

wheres my ass?

hahahahahahahahhaha.... okay i cant explain it but everything is soooooo much funnier at like 1 in the morning when you tired. so i am suppose to be finishing my hickman essay... and i did finish it, w00t!!!! but i still have to make revisions, unw00t. but yeah, i told chris samelson that he looked funny on annies myspace (not really that he looked funny so much as its just funny to see him posing without a shirt on) but yeah i felt bad and wanted to see if he said anythign about it... didnt say much but changed the picture, so now i gotta tell him im sorry... but thats not whats so funny. nora was talking about hanging out at bries on firday and how jen and brie were rapping "my song" (how it got to be my song is a mystery even to me...) and it goes "where's my cash? you dont have it hoe? am i gonna slap you? uh-huh..." but yeah nora felt the need to provide backup but in her crazy way it came out "wheres my ass..." okay i know its not that funny, but still i cant help laughing... i just imagine nora rapping, wheres my ass, and i start rolling on the floor.... anyways tahts all i have to say... except... hahahahahhahahaahhahahahahha

quoteoftheday~
"... ooooh, he then caressed her tight junction with his pulsating vesicles..." (dont even begin to attempt to understand...)

Fill it to the rim with ashley

alrighty, feeling much more alegre today... so i think i should start with the rumors of a myspace... *sighs, and hangs head in shame* it is true. i too, have caved into its peer pressure, if i can give myself an ounce of credit, i dont plan to have 200 friends and be on it every second of every day, but you have to admit, its kinda fun being able to share pictures and tell ppl things that you forgot in school. so yes i have a myspace. url is http://www.myspace.com/28033685 . i know its terribly disheartening to many that i caved... but On my honor, I will try:To serve nonzombie myspace ppl and my country,To help zombies break the addiction at all times,And to live by the Girl Scout Law, but not really, (and they said we'd never use that pledge anywhere else....) but yes i have a myspace and now i get to be used in a mass army of zombies, even though i feel that i am not quite zombified yet....then for the rest of the day i did nothing. literally. i burnt a cd off itunes, ate lunch, and that was really it. ooooh, so i went on aim for the first time all week and absolutely no one was on. okay moving on though, today i put my name in this sloganizer thing. and i cant help but see everything as slightly dirty, i blame this on bad influences, like Brie, because i was at her house last night and she clearly rubbed off on me. here are some

(check this the space button works, i told you all that yesterday, but today i am more excited about it instead of being pissed....)

Give that man an Ashley

Stick it in Ashley!

Come see the softer side of Ashley

Come to life, come to Ashley

Fill it to the rim with Ashley

okay, i know some of you wanna slap me and say that i take perfectly innocent sayings and distort them in my head so that theyre dirty, i might just say that it's not my fault!!! i told you ppl my mind would be polluted i gave you fair warning, but no no no, yyou had to see what happened anyways. well my friends the product is before you now... hmm, i believe thats it for the day. hopefully ppl will get on then i wont get so mad bored tonite.
quoteofthesay~
"take your shirt off and you'll totally piss her off!" ( i love my firends....)

there was nothign i liked about this post except for the quotes... so i deleted because i can, so neyah.

"i watched a flower grow today
i watched it wilt and die
it spoke of many things to me
of the people that passed it by.

And whether they looked back or not
thats not for me to tell
but the story that it sang to me
must be rescued from their hell"----

"in the middle of ecstasy
no greater gift than the lost life to keep
i remembered something i oughtn't
this dream isnt a dream, i didnt fall asleep"----

the world may never know

AHA! I WIN!!!! but the caps and the exclamation marks are deceiving, im am by far to tired to shout at the moment.... its 325 five in the morning, and i have to be up by 500 and i still have more to do and wont be getting to sleep till at least 400, meaning i will get one hour of sleep tonite... i'll repeat that- i will get one hour of sleep tonite... the horror, the horror. and i just want the record to show that which ever evil man invented five oclock in the morning deserves to be taken to the nearest canal and head shot because it is a very unholy hour and no man nor woman should be made to be up early enough to witness it. moseying back to topic, i win because i am on the verge of finishing Nora's birthday present, which reminds me... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, nora doesnt read my blog, but ppl who know nora do, so the purpose it still served. i made her a box! And it my friends, is a mad, mad good box. (and i use the term "mad" lightly) its probably the best arts and crafts project ive ever done.... (that is not to say anythign against my arts and crafts projects, only that this one is super good) and im gonna put a funny pic of us in it, and candy, and gum, a gift certificate to starbucks, and a tshirt (which i also made, not quite as good as the box, but the best i can do at 330 in the morning with limited resources) that says "kiss me im 18"... okay so its terribly unoriginal and all cliched but i am really too tired to care so it stays. right now my cousin is trying to convince me it would be funny to attatch little jingle bells to the shirt so that it rings every time she moves... and i hate to admit, it does sound mildly amusing so im gonna let her put them on, and then prolly regret it in the morning... that always happens to me, in a sleep deprived state at some ungodly hour in the morning i find something incredibly amusing and then in the morning when im my more or less reasonable state of mind i ask myself "what the hell was i thinking?" and try to undo the damage created from the night before. ooh, before i sign off to help with the future-regretal-attatching-of-the-jingle-balls-funfest i feel the need to let anyone who reads my blog (which is really no one, but whatever) that i stabbed my self with a saftey pin trying to open a glue bottle today, and now my thumb hurts... stupid saftey pin... why is it that if it is oh so safe that i constantly injure myself with them? hmm? the world may never know.... quoteoftheday~ "The time has come the walrus said, to speak of other things, of ships, and socks, and ceilign wax, of cabages and kings. to why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings

this dog is one of satan's minions, i swear it. it wont be quiet, not for five minutes. i keep thinking that its going to bark/whine itself hoarse, but no no no. it just keeps going, like that goddam energizer bunny. i pet it, it whines. i sit with it, it whines, i take it outside, it bark likes mad at inanimate objects, i let it see my dogs, my dogs whine, i leave it alone, it whines! pah, moving on though from satans last resort to drive me mad. i dunno if im gonna be getting together with any of you bums this weekend (lo siento!!) my mommys being all indecisive and wont give me a day when our family is comming over and is now like, "why dont they just stay tonite and tomorrow night?"... i dunno, ill try to get out of it, but the outlook is kinda grim at the moment. i feel all bouncy at the moment, which is kinda weird cuz ive been all bummy this past week and havent wanted to get out of bed. but last night when i was in my bed (actaully it was emilys bed, i was at her house last night) and my legs siezed up again!!!! its so weird, cuz thats the second time its happened in like two weeks, and its never happened before in my whole life. it wasnt as bad though, i mean it hurt, but i wasnt dying or anything. i dunno, isnt there something that your suppose to eat to make your legs not seize up? whatever it is, i clearly have not been eating it in the late. i think it might have been ketchup, but i hate ketchup so i guess my legs are going to randomly hurt like hell... anyways thats it for now, unless of course the moment strikes me to post more, in which case i'll get online then get distracted by something and completely forget what i wanted to post and be angry at myself.

[insert that one word that means superly exauhsted]

oy... so incredibly tired... the weeks efforts have caughten up with me and im just bloody exauhsted, actaully i feel tireder (is that a word? i dunno, theres no point in thinking right now)whats that word that sounds like exauhsted, but means like super exauhsted? i dunno, but thats how i feel completely drained and detached. ive only gotten like 3 1/2 hours of sleep on any given night this week and now i feel like crashing for ten... but i told emily and them that id go over to her house and spend the night and i wish i hadnt cuz i feel sick too. hmm i feel the need to say something interesting about today... but nothing that cool happened. have a B in bio, but i cant decide whether im happy about this or not. really surpirsing is my A in math, i mean, its seriously shocking. oooh, we went to the outlet malls to get lunch (which is what made me sick im sure) and there were all these hot football players from flag and sedona. i mean its not even fair, how can there be so, so many hot guys at these two schools, and none at mine? (well there is one hot guy at my school, but thats another story) and then my dad brought home this doxen. its cute, but it keeps on whinning, (were keeping it for the weekend for a friend of his). and thats about it for the day except for the fact that a.) my laptop cant get internet access which basically renders it useless, and b.) my dad kept hinting to me that he was gonna get me and ipod, and then randomly told me today that he was talking about it with my mom and they decided not to... so that sucks, but whatcha going to do about it?
quoteoftheday~ "And as she spoke jewels, roses, and lovely things tumbled out of her mouth.... And as she spoke toads, snakes, and horrid things tumbled out of her mouth."